November 2010
Leave one in my ASK box.
Dear ________, I ____ you. You have (a) nice _________. You make my/me_______. You are a _________. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you on the street I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We should __________ under the stars. My favorite thing about you is your ____.
Student vs. Teacher
- Teacher: If there are any idiots in this class, stand up.
- Student: *stands up*
- Teacher: Now, why are you an idiot?
- Student: I'm not, I just hate seeing you standing up there alone.
Taking notes, and the teacher switches between slides too fast.
We’re not all fast writers, you know!
OMG THIS.
OH GAWD . LULZ OMG AHHA
Tumblr vs. Facebook (Perry the Platypus Version)
Someone adds you on Facebook:
Someone follows you on Tumblr:
Someone writes in your ask:
Lose a friend on Facebook:
Lose a follower on Tumblr:
Error on Facebook:
Error on Tumblr:





