May 2011
Smell me, I'm Eli.: Apparently, Twilight is ‘so popular’ because teenagers can relate to it. →
smelly-eli.tumblr.com
Oh yeah, remember that time when I was a vampire.
Oh yeah and that time I hooked up with a 109 year old virgin.
OH! OH! AND THAT TIME WHERE I GOT PREGNANT AND MY BABY ATE IT’S WAY OUT OF ME AND MY HUSBAND BIT ME TO MAKE…
When you do something cool
I enjoy being around people that can make me laugh without trying
Am I the only one who ever wanted to see a singer sing one of their own songs on the karaoke and see what score they got?
omg THIS. HAHA
Those times where you get jealous but you don't want anyone to know..
On the outside you’re like,
But on the inside you’re really like,
What is a word made up of 4 letters yet is also made up of 3. Although is written with 8 letters, and then with 4. Rarely consists of 6, and never is written with 5?
thisisalessoninprocrastination:
blainelovesfootballiloveblaine:
…wait what
…I’m so confused.
This is SO clever.
that was a mind fuck of epic proportions
Brilliant.
^
Very clever :)
I see what they did there.
I APPLAUD YOU SIR
That’s actually really clever.
dying.
Leave a ♥ in my ask box and I'll answer these:
IF YOU SNUCK INTO MY ROOM I’D:
[ ] kick you out
[ ] go back to sleep
[ ] let you stay the night
[ ] cuddle
IF YOU KISSED ME I’D:
[ ] kiss you back
[ ] slap you
[ ] smile and laugh
[ ] keep walking
[ ] be shocked
I THINK YOUR:
[ ] cute
[ ] ugly
[ ] amazing
[ ] hot
[ ] average
[ ] adorable
WOULD I DATE YOU:
[ ] yes
[ ] no
[ ] maybe
I ____ YOU:
[ ] like as friend
[ ] love
[ ] hate
A guy that can be my best friend.
Be My Wifey
John Cedrick
Be My Wifey .
“I don’t meant to sound obsessed/I don’t mean to sound rude/But damn, I’m crazy over you/I ain’t trying to rush or ask too much/But it’s true/I’m in like with you”
How I draw a human being...
Kindergarden;
Middle school;
High school;
College;
Forever;
Teehee. So me. XD
